Personalised Two Minute Cookbook – Funny Lazy Chef Recipe Notebook

Personalised Two Minute Cookbook – Funny Lazy Chef Recipe Notebook

£12.99
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Personalised Two Minute Cookbook – Funny Lazy Chef Recipe Notebook

Personalised Two Minute Cookbook – Funny Lazy Chef Recipe Notebook

£12.99

Your kitchen. Your recipes. Absolutely minimal effort. 🍜

Introducing the Personalised Two Minute Cookbook — a funny, custom hardback notebook for anyone who loves food but isn't particularly interested in the effort required to prepare it!

Whether your culinary speciality is instant ramen, microwave meals, beans on toast or creatively combining whatever happens to be in the fridge, it's time to document your finest creations in your very own cookbook.

Personalised with your chosen name on the front cover and spine, this lined notebook gives you official cookbook-author status, even if your signature recipe involves nothing more complicated than adding boiling water.

Because every great chef deserves a cookbook. Even the ones who consider reading the packet instructions a culinary achievement!

✨ Personalised Just for You

Make this funny cookbook uniquely yours with your chosen author name.

Your personalisation will appear on:

  • Front cover: Featuring your chosen cookbook author's name.

  • Spine: Personalised to match, so your cookbook looks the part on your bookshelf.

Simply provide the name you'd like printed when placing your order. Please check spelling and capitalisation carefully, as your personalisation will be printed as supplied.

🍳 What Will You Put in Your Cookbook?

This notebook is perfect for recording all your culinary masterpieces, including:

  • Instant ramen recipes and questionable noodle combinations.

  • Quick microwave meals and lazy lunches.

  • Five-minute meals that somehow take fifteen.

  • Secret ingredient combinations that probably shouldn't work.

  • Family recipes passed down through generations — or discovered on the back of a packet.

  • Emergency meals for when cooking feels like far too much effort.

With lined pages ready for your notes, you can build your own collection of recipes, no matter how simple they might be.

🎁 A Funny Personalised Gift

Looking for an unusual gift for someone who would rather eat than cook?

The Two Minute Cookbook makes a fun gift for students, food lovers, reluctant cooks and anyone whose culinary skills are best described as enthusiastic experimentation.

It's ideal for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, housewarming gifts, university students and friends who proudly live on quick meals.

Add their name to create a personalised gift that's practical, amusing and guaranteed to raise a smile.

Product Specifications

  • Product: Personalised Two Minute Cookbook.

  • Size: 5 × 7 inches (approximately 13 × 18 cm).

  • Cover: Hardback with a vinyl-laminated wraparound printed cover.

  • Interior: Ruled, lined paper.

  • Pages: 128 pages (64 sheets).

  • Paper weight: 90 gsm.

  • Spine width: Approximately 0.5 inches (1.3 cm).

  • Personalisation: Cookbook author's name on the front cover and spine.

  • Production: Made to order.

The compact hardback format is ideal for keeping on a bookshelf, in a kitchen drawer or beside your collection of quick-meal essentials.

Care Instructions

To keep your personalised notebook looking its best:

  • Keep away from excessive moisture and spills.

  • Wipe the cover gently with a soft, dry cloth if required.

  • Avoid abrasive cleaners or rough materials that could damage the printed finish.

  • Store in a cool, dry place when not in use.

Please avoid placing the notebook directly on hot or wet kitchen surfaces.

Made to Order by Castle3D

Your Personalised Two Minute Cookbook is printed to order with your chosen cookbook author's name.

Each notebook is produced specifically for your order, making it a personalised addition to your stationery collection or a thoughtful, humorous gift for someone special.

Please allow for production and delivery time when ordering.

Please note: This listing is for one personalised lined hardback notebook. Any additional props shown in product photographs are not included.


The Two Minute Cookbook — proving that you don't need to be a chef to have your own cookbook.

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